{"id":43,"date":"2011-05-23T13:12:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-23T12:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.gydle.ch\/blog\/?p=43"},"modified":"2011-09-22T10:15:05","modified_gmt":"2011-09-22T09:15:05","slug":"it-was-here-all-along","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.gydlepublishing.com\/blog\/2011\/05\/it-was-here-all-along\/","title":{"rendered":"It was here all along"},"content":{"rendered":"

Aside from a tornado, a volcanic eruption, the cataclysmic failure of both Johns Hopkins and Cornell to advance to the semifinals of the NCAA lacrosse championships and the 7-0 defeat my tennis team suffered to a team from Nyon, Saturday was an average day. Slightly better than average, for me; not only was I spared the humiliation of being trounced by a ponytail-swinging teenage tennis phenom (I sat this match out), but the headache I had been carrying around with me since about 3 am Tuesday also rapturously lifted. I\u2019d actually started to wonder if I was being punished somehow for my skeptical attitude in Monday\u2019s \u201cTime\u2019s Up\u201d <\/a>post. (Tip: don’t do a Google search using both “hypertension” and “headache”. Trust me, it won’t help.)<\/em> For about five minutes on Sunday morning I felt sorry for Harold Camping, whose wife reported that he was \u201cbewildered.\u201d That is, until I read this:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

In 2009, [his] nonprofit reported in tax filings that it received USD 18.3 million in donations, and had assets of more than USD 104 million, including USD 34 million in stocks or other publicly traded securities.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Then I started feeling sorry for all the poor suckers<\/s> believers who emptied their pockets to put up billboards in an attempt to warn the rest of us.\u00a0<\/span>
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\nIn typical US fashion, journalists made the non-event into a “Media Moment” by digging out \u201cexperts\u201d to lend weight and importance to this epic Fail. Did you know that End Time Studies is an academic discipline? It\u2019s called escatology. Imagine introducing yourself at a cocktail party:<\/span>
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\n\u201cWhat do you do? I\u2019m an escatologist. \u2026 What? No, I don\u2019t collect animal poop, I\u2019m looking into Armageddon.\u201d\u00a0<\/em><\/span>
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\nWell, back to the trenches. For Camping\u2019s faithful, it will no doubt be tough to carry on bereft of all possessions, cash and credibility. But wasn\u2019t that what Jesus demanded of his followers in the first place? Chuck it all and join me on a road trip? Maybe this is that opportunity. Maybe this is, in fact, their Rapture! Wake up folks! Stop scanning the heavens! It’s just an atmosphere, and a rather thin one, at that.<\/span>
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\nThe rest of us (myself included) should bring our supercilious told-you-so’ing to a stop and go back the business of thinking about and doing more worthy things. I promise after this post I will never mention the Rapture again.<\/span>
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\nIn fact, I\u2019ve always felt that worrying about what happens after you die is a monumental waste of time. When the time comes, it comes. We\u2019ll find out then. What I DO know is that I\u2019m sharing the planet with many other fascinating forms of life and intelligence. Opportunity is everywhere. Why waste that time worrying? Why obsess about earning eternal life via the application of magical behavioral formulas? If I don\u2019t even want to embrace all I\u2019ve got here and now, why on earth would I want to extend it to infinity? It\u2019s a logical fallacy. Even supposing that God existed, don\u2019t you think she\u2019d be disappointed that so many of us (and particularly the most rigid among us…) exhibit such a stunning lack of curiosity? She’d be thinking, “Oh, why did I go to all that bother with the outsized brains?”<\/em><\/span>
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\nHere we are. Right now. Welcome to the Rapture!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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